![]() I’m one of those a cappella boys, and we’re gonna have aca-children. Jesse: You’re one of the a cappella girls. Amazon/PitchPerfectįat Amy: That’s not a real word, but keep trying. Jesse: And black coffee, to help with his morning dumps. Jesse: Oh, well, like all misunderstood rebels, he feeds on hypocrisy. ![]() Lesbi-honest.Ĭynthia Rose: This is hard for me to admit to you guys, but for the past two years, I have had a serious gambling problem.Ĭynthia Rose: It all started when I broke up with my girlfriend.Īubrey: We shall begin by drinking the blood of the sisters that came before you.įat Amy: It’s pretty cool, actually… I think we’re just running out of gas.Īubrey: No, that can’t be! You just filled the tank!įat Amy: Yeah, I did! And yet, maybe I didn’t, because I got hit by flying Mexican food.īeca: Tell me, what does Judd Nelson eat for breakfast? Or visit a gynecologist.Ĭynthia Rose: I have a confession to make.įat Amy: We all know where this is going. Jesse: So what do you want to watch first?īeca: Wanna do something else? We could re-live my parents’ divorce. You usually start on the ground.įat Amy: A cappella with sock puppets? Genius!ĭonald: That’s adorable. Gail: Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl than a man who sings like a boy.įat Amy: I can sing, but I’m also good at modern dance, olden dance, and mermaid dancing which is a little different. She has been disinvited from the Bellas.Īubrey: Dixie Chicks serious! Amazon/PitchPerfectĪubrey: We will practice, and I trust you will add your own cardio.įat Amy: Yeah, no. It’s distracting.īeca: Yeah, that’s not a thing, and you’re not the boss of me.įat Amy: Even though some of you are pretty thin, you all have fat hearts, and that’s what matters.Īubrey: As you can see, Kori is not here. They really all could be from Fat Amy.įat Amy: I’m gonna kill him! I’m gonna finish him like a cheesecake!įat Amy: Yeah, so twig bitches like you don’t do it behind my back.Īubrey: I know you have a toner for Jesse.Īubrey: A toner. It’s a fitting heir to the throne, with sharp characters and witty, endlessly quotable dialogue.Īs a tribute to the movie, these are 33 of the best lines from Pitch Perfect, in no particular order. Of course, there can only be one, and nobody does it better than Tina Fey, but you can see why Pitch Perfect has gotten the cred. Louis.If the internet is to be believed, Pitch Perfect is the new Mean Girls. It’s totally worth bookmarking and checking each day, not unlike the Ladue Yacht Club’s facetious Facebook page. What High School Should We Call Me? is updated every day or so. Let’s throw in WHSSWCM’s classic riffs on exploring City Museum while under the influence, our true feelings about Cubs fans, and the vainglorious pride of trouncing the competition at the ever-popular charity-benefit trivia night. Then there are the jibes about Nick’s Pub, Carl’s Drive-In, Talayna’s Juke Box karaoke bar, the addictive power of toasted ravioli, and the cosmic beatitude conferred by gooey butter cake. The blog is consistently hilarious, but if you poked us with Jackie Joyner-Kersee’s javelin until we chose our faves, we might point out a collection of deprecating downers featuring " When InBev bought out A-B" the lack of cell-phone service during Missouri float trips the lie-down-in-the-gutter-and-die tragedy of Mizzou’s first-round loss in the last NCAA men’s basketball post-season tournament the only slightly less suicide-making performance by the Blues, at roughly the same time a brilliant riff on the trials of dealing with cable-TV provider Charter Communications and the indignities of sweating at the Muny. Louis culture, obviously created by locals. The blog, named and patterned after the hypermeming What Should We Call Me blog is an endless round of burns on St. There are exceptions (muck- throwing stand-up comedienne Lisa Lampanelli, for instance), but for the most part, the audience is less miffed than they might otherwise be if the font of mockery does not share their background.Īnd so we just can’t get mad at What High School Should We Call Me, a collection of popular animated gifs captioned to lampoon our beloved burg. One unwritten but grave rule of comedy: if you want to make fun of a group of people, you’d better be a member of said group.
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